Funny Poems

Vita Nuova

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I STOOD by the unvintageable sea
Till the wet waves drenched face and hair with spray,
The long red fires of the dying day
Burned in the west; the wind piped drearily;
And to the land the clamorous gulls did flee:
“Alas!” I cried, “my life is full of pain,
And who can garner fruit or golden grain,
From these waste fields which travail ceaselessly!”
My nets gaped wide with many a break and flaw
Nathless I threw them as my final cast
Into the sea, and waited for the end.
When lo! a sudden glory! and I saw
The argent splendour of white limbs ascend,
And in that joy forgot my tortured past.

Written/Submitted by Oscar Wilde.

Smile

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Smile,smile,smile,
it removes the tension of your file,
let there be even a huge pile,
you can complete them with a smile.
smile beautifies your face,
with it,you win a race.
let it be an unsolved case,
you can solve it with a smile on face
it is a gift of god,
but is very odd!
we do not need money,
don’t you think its funny.

This poem was written/submitted by Vahini.

Sweet Smile

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Sweet smile of yours is what I like,
Often times I’ve told you, it’s not a lie.
No one could ever make me happy,
In my heart you will always be-
Coz you’re cute just like my puppy…

This poem was written/submitted by Juneah Landicho.

Joker

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Fun for me is being with you.
In every little thing you do;
Nice simple jokes we share;
Good memories are everywhere.
Every time you’re near, laughter is in the air.

Remembering you always for being a JOKER…

This poem was written/submitted by Juneah Landicho.

Funny Valentine

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I loved you when I wrote this line
Because you were my Valentine
But you turned out to be so mean…
Now you are my Halloween!

This poem was written/submitted by J. Patrick Lewis.

To My Surprise

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I opened up a fortune cookie
and read it to my surprise
it told me not to fall for the game
that are played by all the guys.
I threw it in the trash
and ignored its stupid message
cause guys are unavoidable
and so are all their messes.

This poem was written/submitted by Jocelyn Feliciano.

Chore

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My Daddy is really Mean
Because he makes me clean and clean
I think it’s mean
To make tweens clean
I hate spilling juice in a mug
Because I have to clean the rug
I don’t have to sweep
But I clean with a Vacuum deep
I wish I could vacuum less
To relieve my stress

This poem was written/submitted by Caitlin.

Funny Song

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sing me a funny song.
sing witty pretty.
sing toy boy
sing mellow yellow

the funny song goes a long way.
it sounds funny to make you laugh.
the lyrics are hopeless.
you can feel the song.

the funny song turn me into superman.
the funny song gets more funny.
do you call it laughing gas?

This poem was written/submitted by Greg Long.

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