Who the Man?
Gorgeous, good looking, handsome man with oozing sex appeal Like to chat and talk a lot about life and love life Everything he does comes out naturally Not a chance… Read more »
Category Archives: Funny Poems
Joker
Fun for me is being with you. In every little thing you do; Nice simple jokes we share; Good memories are everywhere. Every time you’re near, laughter is in the… Read more »
Puppy Love
Sweet smile of your is what I like Often times I’ve told you, it’s not a lie. No one can ever make me happy. In my heart you will always… Read more »
I’m Not a Horse!0
I’m Not a Horse!0 People think that I’m a horse because of my ugly horse face. When I go to the track, everybody thinks that I’m there to race. I… Read more »
I’m Justin Sane, Not Just Insane!
People think that I have a sick and twisted brain. They think that when I tell them that I’m Justin Sane. When I tell people my name, they think that… Read more »
Playstation 4
I put my son over my knee and his butt sure is sore. I spanked him good when he bought a Playstation 4. I had good reason to smack his… Read more »
Lover Is My Name
I was going on road when I saw veil face, My eyes just stayed at her face, I saw light flash her eyes, I tried to see her face which… Read more »
I Think My Dad is Dracula
I think my dad is Dracula. I know that sounds insane, but listen for a moment and allow me to explain. We don’t live in a castle, and we never… Read more »
We’re the Duke boys
We’re Bo and Luke Duke and we fight crime. When criminals tangle with us, they do hard time. Uncle Jesse gets his fat carcass stuck every time he gets in… Read more »
I’m Rosco P. Coltrane
I’m the sheriff and my name is Rosco P. Coltrane. People in Hazzard know that the P is for pea-brain. I work for Commissioner Jefferson Davis Hogg. He hates the… Read more »