Funny Poems

Coleman Kain

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Coleman Kain is a pain,
and smells like a candy cain,
he is really skinny,
and his brain is mini,
he is a geek when it comes to a game,
and some of those games are really lame:)
LOLZ

Written/Submitted by caitlin .

Caitlin

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My best friend Caitlin,
she is so nice
but she doesn’t even know how to make ice.
Because she is so blonde…
She once did a dive into a pond.

Written/Submitted by Elise Chenda.

Roses are Red

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Roses are red
violets are blue,
most poems rhyme..
this one doesn’t.

Written/Submitted by Ellie leigh.

Still Hungry

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I could get used to appetizers like this,
One taste of your lovely lips in a kiss:
Fun in the kitchen cooking together
As I take trips in my mind so much better.

Look at you,
You smile is so nice…

We can keep slaving over a hot stove,
Even after I get topless from heat overload;
I do not mind the strawberries by hand,
If you do not mind le creme au this man.

Look at me,
Melting into your eyes…

The food does not suffice,
After a look in your eyes;
With you I am still hungry
So come jump right on me.

Written/Submitted by Lamar Ingraham, Sr..

Funny School Poem

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School
So bored right now…
Sitting here in school
Nothing to do now
But listen to the teacher yack away… (haha just kidding)
Wish I could be at home
Playing shoots and latters
But I am stuck here sitting all day long
Wishing school would end…

Written/Submitted by Carter K..

Pooh

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I went to the zoo!

To see pooh ,
but ,i found a bear
with little of fear
i went near
the bear told me by my ear
that pooh is not hear.

Written/Submitted by Sudeshna Roy.

Sundae

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I decided to have a sundae.
I made a mess oh my.
I got it all over my awesome dads new tie.
I thought that he was gonna burst but my mom saw and she did first.
I promise I wont make another mess the next time I make a sundae.
On Wednesday I made another sundae, guess just what I did.
I made an even bigger mess.
My mom and dad said I was like a pest and then they left to church.
I made one more failed attempt to make a sundae for them.
They didn’t like the thing I did, I mixed in the cherry with the stem.
Thats why I’m the best at making sundae’s.

Written/Submitted by Alexandria.

The Park

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The park has sidewalks
Side walks are for walking
Walking is for people
People like to eat
Eating is to make you strong
Being strong is good for lifting
Lifting is good for kids
Kids like to play
Playing can be video games
Video games make you fat
Fat makes you slow
Slow needs exercise
Exercise is at a park.

Written/Submitted by Andy Solis.

Funny Facebook

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Many friends, almost 20!
Lots of post, from my mom
Oh a friend request!
Except!
Playing a game now!
Farmville!
Level 12! Yay!
Oh I got poked!
From dad…
Chatting my friends now!
And grandma…
Oh no!
Time to log off!
Goodbye for now Facebook!
Ill check up in 5 minutes!

Written/Submitted by Carter K..

Senioritis

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As the snow begins to melt, and grass beings to grow
The time has come again for every senior to know
Graduation is approaching, school will soon end.
No more boring homework, no drama among friends.
Summer will be excellent, relaxing in the sun.
We won’t look back on what we’ve done
Because high school is soon over and young children must move on
After lugging around heavy backpacks, we are all very brawn.
Laughing, smiling, secrets and surprises
Are almost forgotten about when graduation arises.
So here’s to the glory years, all the fun times we shared.
Get ready for the college years, is anyone prepared?

Written/Submitted by Emily A. Von Dollen.

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